Hate your boss?
Allright, let's say you really hate your boss. That could be true, because you came to this website. And he's so tightfisted that he really hates spending money on decent gear so people can do their job properly. He thinks genuine software costs way too much cash, and why would he spend it? One of his drones is sure to have a warez CD somewhere... A quick download and it's free! Of course he really needs the money for company cars for the suits and gifts for his secretary on Valentine's Day. Yeah man, it's really tough with his savings in Lehman Bros. shares and the rest of the credit crunch. Poor guy!
They won't listen...
So there you are. Maybe you are that IT systems manager that is actually trying to run things neat and tidy, or you have some other way of knowing for sure that something is rotten in the state of your company's software licenses. Maybe you have been saying for years that this stuff needed to be ordered ages ago, but they just won't listen...
What are we going to do about it?
And who would ever come and check? Well, you will find out after you fill in the little form. With your tip, things will start happening for a change. Press 'send' and wait for the software police to come knocking. Maybe then someone will allocate a decent budget. And your boss having to fork over some serious dough, that is just an added bonus.
This is your chance
This is the opportunity you have been waiting for. This is your chance to really screw the ratbag. Fill in the form and the bosscrunching rat-O-matic will switch on. Give as much information as you can about IT infrastructure, number of PCs, software being used, what version, serial numbers, the few licenses that they do have, names, aliases... everything you know.
Reward
And another thing, if you want to be eligible for a big fat reward, then don't be shy, leave your contact details. We GUARANTEE thus will never come back to your boss.